Romance and other things

Love, adventure and a steaming good time.

Clockwork Love, Book 1

As the French army leader’s bastard son, Cornelius Stevens enjoys a great deal of latitude. But when he saves an enemy soldier using clockwork parts, he’s well aware he risks hanging for treason. That doesn’t worry him half as much, however, as the realization he’s falling for his patient.

Johann Berger never expected to survive his regiment’s suicide attack on Calais, much less wake up with mechanical parts. To avoid discovery, he’s forced to hide in plain sight as Cornelius’s lover—a role Johann finds himself taking to surprisingly well.

When a threat is made on Cornelius’s life, Johann learns the secret of the device implanted in his chest—a mythical weapon both warring countries would kill to obtain. Caught up in a political frenzy, in league with pirates, dodging rogue spies, mobsters and princesses with deadly parasols, Cornelius and Johann have no time to contemplate how they ended up in this mess. All they know is, the only way out is together—or not at all.

Warning: Contains tinkers, excessive clockwork appendages, and a cloud-sweeping tour of Europe. A little absinthe, a little theft, a little exhibitionism. Men who love men, women who love women, and some who aren’t particular.

Review:

Dear Heidi Cullinan, I bought this book because *steampunk* and I really enjoy steampunk setting. It is not a guarantee that I will enjoy the book, but it is definitely a big point in its favor. I wrote and rewrote several times the explanation of why I did not buy the setting of the story and I still deleted it because I did not think it was clear for the readers. I will say that much – steampunk part of it was the most enjoyable one. I guess first and foremost author’s note in the beginning of the story set the wrong tone for me. I mean I understand that the author wanted to orient the reader in the time and space and let us know how her setting is different from the real historical one. I get that.

However my brain started asking questions about how and why one event in the note lead to another and why the certain scenario is the one that followed and not a different one. For example, blurb tells you that there is a war taking place in the book. What the blurb does not tell you is that apparently in this universe France did not invade Russia and did not lose Waterloo and apparently that lead to France being a much stronger player on European political arena along sides of Britain and Austria and France is pretty much at war with Austria almost all the time. This is the war which is described in the blurb.

So I had so many question marks on the first few paragraphs of the note and later on I questioned why this note was even needed since I did not think that the story went into any depth about asking and attempting to answer any political questions. Yes, I know that this is first and foremost a romance but if the story promises me an interesting setting, I want this setting to come alive, darn it.

I also felt that even though the book is a historical fantasy (the note calls it a tale of “alternate history” but as we know alternate history is a fantasy by definition, even before we get to the existence of clockwork inventions as another evidence of book being a fantasy), the world- building lacked internal consistency. I felt that anything and everything could pop out at me from the pages of the book and no, in this case I did not think it was a good thing.

What about romance you would ask? Sadly I thought romance was also not very engaging to me as a reader. I mean I liked the guys a lot, I thought *moments* between them when they connected were lovely, but for the most part I had no idea what they saw in each other. I mean, yes, Connie (Cornelius) saved Johann’s life, I can easily buy such huge event as beginning of the love story and their first brief conversation when Johann is scared that he would die was emotional and powerful to me.

“Cornelius threaded their fingers together.

“I’m so sorry this has happened to you. This is wrong. This war is wrong, this barge is wrong – you shouldn’t be here if you’re alive. You should be at a prisoner-of-war camp and you should be accorded respect.” He swallowed a bubble of bitterness. “You should be at home. If you came to Calais, it should be for a holiday.”

The man opened his good eye and gazed at Cornelius through a haze of pain. Though he spoke in German, no translation was necessary for the look on the soldier’s face.

I’m going to die and I am afraid.

Cornelius drew the man’s hand to his mouth and kissed the bloody, dirty knuckles.

“You aren’t going to die. I’m going to save your life.”

 And then what happens after Cornelius saved his life? The weeks fly by and we get a *summary* of their interactions?

“For the first few weeks, the two of them existed in quiet, charmed bubble. Cornelius kept Johann in his rooms and by and large Johann mostly slept in between Cornelius’s attempts to teach him how to manage his clockwork. To help those efforts along, Cornelius also taught Johann rudimentary French”.

 I needed more of those moments to fully buy into their connection and such skipping ahead occurred couple more times I believe.

Granted, they are participating in the adventure, whether they wanted or not, they became the part of the war that was taking place, but could not they be shown actually doing things together even if they did not have time to talk much?

Sex and kink, let me say more about this, because I think part of my problem with what took place in that department is connected with my uneasiness with the setting. Cornelius is very sexually adventurous – he has friends who are just as sexually adventurous as he is, he likes to have sex while others watching, he likes to have sex with different people while others are watching. He and his friends have interesting parties.  If you read Heidi Cullinan’s other books, you know that her books often have kink in it – sometimes BDSM is very heavy, sometimes it is not, but it is often there and I usually enjoy the kink in her contemporaries. In this book the kink is light, really, in a sense it felt like an attempt to create BDSM in the historicql (or pseudo historical) atmosphere and for me it was not successful.

I think Johann is the main reason why it was not successful. Before he met Cornelius he had never slept with men, he never knew about kinky sex of any kind, I thought it was not believable as to how fast Johann adopted the kink. Now, actual timeline may have been slower than I thought it was, but with some skips in the narrative it felt pretty fast. More importantly, usually in Heidi Cullinan’s other books I never doubted why *both* guys want kinky sex. The impression I got from this one that the only reason Johann wanted that is to make his lover happy – and for me this is just not enough.

Since this is book one I am assuming that there is a book two coming and if I read the signs correctly (this is not a spoiler, pure speculation, because one character is being kept very close to both of them), I believe Johann and Cornelius will become a threesome. We shall see I guess.

Grade: C-